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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the designer break up with their font?","punchline":"Because it wasn't their type.","id":436}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?","punchline":"In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.","id":107}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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